The winner is:
LEONA VITTUM-JONES!!!!! Yay!
For what? The best worst opening sentence with:
"Why did the chicken cross the road?, Detective Wolf asked himself as he looked at the flattened chicken in front of him and tried not to think of Chicken Marsala."
Thanks for participating everyone.
5 comments:
definitely a winner! Or loser! Or whatever, as the case may be! :D
Great, or really bad, sentence, Leona!
Woo-hoo! I am grateful for, and humbled by, this great honor. To think that my sentence began with just one letter. We've come so far since then, my sentence and I. First, I would like to thank the academy.....
Funny and a little gross- a winning combination!
Congrats, Leona! I'll bet if you do a Haiku version you'll get extra credit! :)
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